bodie
Mr. Blobby Gimp Mask
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Post by bodie on Nov 14, 2006 9:01:43 GMT
Thats what they call me.
There is nary a riddle I cannot solve, so delve deep through your mind (or the internet) to find a riddle with an answer that my mind cannot fathom. Make haste!
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Post by Tiger Tyrant on Nov 14, 2006 16:02:45 GMT
What has 4 legs on't mornin'. 2 legs on't afta'noon. And 4 legs on't evenin'?
(answer may surprise)
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bodie
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Post by bodie on Nov 14, 2006 22:33:49 GMT
What has 4 legs on't mornin'. 2 legs on't afta'noon. And 4 legs on't evenin'? (answer may surprise) A human. In the Morning (infantcy) a child crawls on all fours, in the afternoon (adulthood) a man will walk on his two legs, and in the evening (old age), an elderly man uses his two legs and either 2 canes, or a two legged cage. |
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Post by purpleorange on Nov 14, 2006 23:01:00 GMT
that one is quite well known
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Post by arbyter on Nov 15, 2006 11:23:08 GMT
I THINK ITS A PIGEON!!!
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Post by Tiger Tyrant on Nov 15, 2006 16:00:52 GMT
What has 4 legs on't mornin'. 2 legs on't afta'noon. And 4 legs on't evenin'? (answer may surprise) A human. In the Morning (infantcy) a child crawls on all fours, in the afternoon (adulthood) a man will walk on his two legs, and in the evening (old age), an elderly man uses his two legs and either 2 canes, or a two legged cage. It was meant to be 3 legs in evening so 1 cane. WRONG! (you too arby) It is Paul Mccartney and his wifes. 4 coz him and his 1st wife. 2 coz his by himself. And 3 coz his 2nd wife has only 1 leg......hehehe |
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Post by purpleorange on Nov 15, 2006 17:19:46 GMT
lol
bodie got done in.........
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bodie
Mr. Blobby Gimp Mask
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Post by bodie on Nov 16, 2006 13:01:17 GMT
Actually, I didnt. Alas, it may seem that way, but you are over looking one simple rule.
TT FUCKED UP.
If he had wrote the riddle accuratly, there would be no denying I would have prevailed.
I see no other man has a soul courageous enought to challenge me...
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Post by Tiger Tyrant on Nov 16, 2006 16:34:05 GMT
Ok here is another one......What can run up a hill without getting tired?
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bodie
Mr. Blobby Gimp Mask
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Post by bodie on Nov 17, 2006 14:34:49 GMT
Fire?
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Post by Tiger Tyrant on Nov 17, 2006 18:11:51 GMT
Yes.....but not the answer Im looking for.
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Post by purpleorange on Nov 17, 2006 18:49:13 GMT
lol thats a rubbish riddle
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Post by Tiger Tyrant on Nov 17, 2006 20:48:36 GMT
You know what? FUCK YOU!
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bodie
Mr. Blobby Gimp Mask
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Post by bodie on Nov 18, 2006 0:06:45 GMT
Haha. Good call TT. I cant think of any other answers...
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Post by Tiger Tyrant on Nov 18, 2006 10:10:45 GMT
It is a road ;D hehehe I got that one in a nursery riddles lol
What is the smallest bird?
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Post by fluffymonkey on Nov 19, 2006 11:46:59 GMT
I got one.
A man started his journey on friday. he arrived at his destination on monday. His journey took 6 days, how did he start hos jouney on friday?
another:
An electric train was going 130 mph north and the wind was blowing 160 mph south, which way was the stem blowing.
another:
you're driving a bus, 14 people get on on the first stop, 12 people get off on the next stop and 9 people get on, 20 people get on on the next stop and 3 people get off, 19 people off on the next stop and 5 people get off, 16 people get on o the next stop and 17 people get off. What colour are bus drivers eyes?
another:
A man and his son arein a car crash, on the way to the hospital the man dies. when they get to the hospital the surgeon comes out and says 'i can't operate on him, that's my son!' How?
another:
imagine you are in a room with no doors and no windows, but four walls a ceiling and a floor. How do you get out?
another:
a peacock lays an egg on a hill, one side is rough the other is smooth, how does the egg roll down the hill without getting damaged?
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Post by Tiger Tyrant on Nov 19, 2006 14:31:05 GMT
I know all the answers (last 2 are guesses)
Friday = Horses name
No stem from eletric train
Hazel = My eyes coz Im the bus driver
The mother is the surgeon
Your sitting in a carboard box so just lift it off
An egg rolling down a hill cannot damage a hill
Tell me if anyone else had other answers ;D
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Post by arbyter on Nov 19, 2006 20:15:03 GMT
for the first one i thought it would be six business days(in other words it doesn't count saturday and sunday, in which case its the next monday he gets to his destination).
second one i got the same
dark brown - cos thats my eye colour(when i heard that riddle before it was what is the bus driver's name).
the surgeon is the boys mother(you did that riddle wrong, its meant to be "but the doctor is not the boy's father, how is the boy the doctor's son?")
i thought it was you smash the walls down with a hammer/other heavy implement
i didnt have an answer for the last one.
i have another riddle: an archeologist discovers a coin that says "500 BC", he knows it's fake and chucks it away, how(this is very, very easy)
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Post by Tiger Tyrant on Nov 20, 2006 16:14:52 GMT
I told you that one!
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Post by arbyter on Nov 20, 2006 18:09:20 GMT
no you didnt, my mum told me that one
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