Tiger Tyrants Random Story

[Tiger Tyrant]

Once upon a time there was an angry high chipmunk with a cork stuck up his arse. He was called Scotty and he traveled in space....

Let me try that again.

One day Hitler and Ghandi were walking down the road and they see a Jewish man. Ghandi beats him up whilst Hitler trys to stop him. When he finally does Hitler apolgises on behalf of Ghandi and they go into a clinic for a doctors appointment.
"So Hitler you've not been eating for how long?"
"39 days. Almost got David Blaine!"
"Yes well unfortunately you havent got long to live because of this and so you will die soon."
"When doctor? Will I beat David?"
"I not sure. About 12 midnight."
"Oh god. NO WAIT I SHALT NOT USE THE LORDS NAME IN VEIN!"
"Ha Hitler dies without reaching his target and I (Ghandi) lives on to invade Poland!"
"Oh screw you."

LE FIN!

Oh wait wasnt Ghandi the nice one and Hitler the.... Oh no thats not right. Phweew, thank God I realised, I almost ruined the whole story ;D

[fluffymonkey]

heh thats good

[Tiger Tyrant]

I know its not bad for 10 minutes work.

Yup cant wait for the others to show up. AND THEY WILL!!

[arbyter]

im making my story about the communist monkey and its exactly the same as i said before except he doesnt have down syndrome

[fluffymonkey]

cool.

[Tiger Tyrant]

It better be cool...Or else!